BEST. INVENTION. EVER.
Posted by joelavatari in Musings, Retardery on December 9th, 2009
For years, people have debated, what is the best invention ever created? People practically died fighting for what they thought might be the savior of man kind. It’s something that’s for everybody. Something we will all use in our daily activities.
Well for me, I have found this so-called invention and I am here to share it with all of you. Ladies and Gentlemen, I have finally found it, the best invention ever created by man is… Read the rest of this entry »
AN OPEN LETTER TO MY LOST FRIEND, SLEEP
Posted by joelavatari in Relationships, Retardery on November 16th, 2009
Dear Sleep,
Hey there, it’s been a while, huh? I haven’t seen much of you lately and I have to admit, I kind of miss you.
I guess we’re both very busy now, you, with your successful career and me with my new angel, Zoei. Remember a little over a month ago we usually hang out ever single night for at least six to eight hours a day? We usually just chill in my bed with the AC turned on and we’d chat and stare at each other all day. You’d usually laugh out loud when you hear me snore and smile when I completely surrender to your embrace. Read the rest of this entry »
PORKCHOPS!
Posted by joelavatari in Musings, Retardery on October 26th, 2009
I learned another awesome recipe from our housemate. Not to disrespect the original, but here’s another way to cook pork chops with beer.
Ingredients:
Four large-sized pork chops
12 oz beer
1/4 onion. Sliced.
Salt and pepper to taste.
Preparation instructions:
Rub both sides of the pork chops with salt and pepper
Brown pork chops in a medium to high flame.
Turn the flame low then add 12 ounces of beer and the sliced onions.
Cover the pan, turning the chops a few times until the beer is almost gone. It will take about half an hour.
Serve.
I wonder if I could do this with bistek tagalog as well?
ZOEI BIANCA AVATARA
Posted by joelavatari in Real Living, Relationships on October 11th, 2009
Born October 10, 2009. People are calling our Baby Zoei, ten-ten because of her birth date. She was only 35 weeks and 5 days but she couldn’t wait to go out and meet the real world.
As a borderline premature baby, she was only 2.29 kg when she came out. She also made her mom labor for 14 hours and deliver normally. Something we both thought she could never do. Read the rest of this entry »
CLEAN UP YOUR FACEBOOK
Posted by joelavatari in Fan Boy, Musings on October 6th, 2009
I remember, when I was a kid, our parents’ first order of business is to make us make our beds and clean our room before going out every morning. I’ve heard them say how your room reflects who you are in the inside.
I guess the updated version of that tale has led us to the most popular social networking site, Facebook. We slave for hours trying to update our profiles and notifying others what we’re doing and what we’re posting which should be, but not all, entertaining/relevant/interesting stuff.
But just like in life, keeping our profiles clean reflects on us, on who we are and what kind of person we are really. I’ve seen profiles with tons of clutter like this one: Read the rest of this entry »
FUCK YOU ONDOY!
Posted by joelavatari in Real Living on September 27th, 2009
Imagine a month’s worth or rain fell in just six hours in Metro Manila yesterday causing horrific and apocalyptic floods we have never seen. Some would even say the amount of precipitation brought by Ondoy exceeded Katrina’s. Read the rest of this entry »
